The 2019 Bored Ambition Master Plan

It’s finally the end of 2018 and a few days before my 30th birthday, and as many of my ilk – the goal oriented yet jaded, underemployed super millenials- have done or are in the process of doing, I have devised my master plan for 2019, the list of hopefully attainable goals that I will achieve within the upcoming 365 days. Because I am such believer in sharing is caring, I am going to outline to you all what exactly those goals all, so that maybe you, my audience, can keep me accountable, because remember, these goals affect the trajectory that this site will go in.

Without further ado:

The 2019 Bored Ambition Master Plan

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One of the things that I’ve learned in life, which will be in an upcoming anthology of advice tenatively titled The Dirty 30, is that not everything needs to be said out loud. I have said so many things out loud that it has probably fucked up a lot of my opportunities, not only with the people giving out the opportunities, but with God/The Universe as well. It’s like once I say, “I’ma do this” or “This may be happening”, the shit doesn’t happen.

Just know that I have a plan and a list of goals that I intend to achieve this upcoming year, and it’s a doable list. In the past I have made damn near impossible lists and of course not much was achieved. This year’s plan is scaled down and achievable.

And it is also only between me and God/The Universe.

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