New Year, Same Me?

I don't like making New Year's resolutions. I don't like them because I don't keep them and I don't keep them because the pressure to make and keep them becomes too much and I end up saying fuck it at least a week into the new year. The act of making resolutions for me is … Continue reading New Year, Same Me?

The 2019 Bored Ambition Master Plan

It's finally the end of 2018 and a few days before my 30th birthday, and as many of my ilk - the goal oriented yet jaded, underemployed super millenials- have done or are in the process of doing, I have devised my master plan for 2019, the list of hopefully attainable goals that I will … Continue reading The 2019 Bored Ambition Master Plan

Like a Rolling Stone

Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. Televized Interview with Paige Matthews Dominique Simpson has never been shy in expressing her opinion of the human condition; she's practically built her career on it. Whether she was lampooning the current culture on the short lived sketch comedy show NSFTV, dissecting the woes of twenty somethings … Continue reading Like a Rolling Stone

Growing Up is the Most Generic Title Ever

The time has finally come. I mean, I knew it would, but not so soon. Or maybe it was soon enough. Who knows, it's probably┬áthe right time of the month and as soon as I see red it will all go to shit. Regardless...*sigh*...I feel that urge to finally grow up. I mean, I've already … Continue reading Growing Up is the Most Generic Title Ever